...I'm guessing a comedy club rejection will be seltzer or banana creme pie to the face...or at least an extended long cane to the stomach...regardless a novel solution Rick, will give it a try and report back!
Great article and very relatable for me right now. Thanks for putting a lighthearted spin on a subject that is all too real for anyone hunting for their next job.
And then with the fermented lemons you could mix it with some beer resulting in a fine shandy or Radler, perfect for nursing the heat of summertime rejection. Note the historical development of the Radler, when an innkeeper noticed he didn't have sufficient stock of beer for a busy season of cyclists, thus rejecting the apparent facticity of his imminent supply-demand dilemma. Huzzah, entrepreneurship!
Funniest article I’ve read in long time
Perhaps you could ask the nearest comedy club if you could work there and see what they say. This has the making of a great standup routine.
...I'm guessing a comedy club rejection will be seltzer or banana creme pie to the face...or at least an extended long cane to the stomach...regardless a novel solution Rick, will give it a try and report back!
You def don't have a punchable soul, you silly man!
That would be rather spectral wouldn't it...maybe just a punchable gut instinct...
Great article and very relatable for me right now. Thanks for putting a lighthearted spin on a subject that is all too real for anyone hunting for their next job.
They say rejections are like assholes and everyone has seen one...well not they, but me, I say that, just now, here in this comment section...
This was excellent!
When life gives you lemons you ferment them until they are rotten and throw them right back at life...
And then with the fermented lemons you could mix it with some beer resulting in a fine shandy or Radler, perfect for nursing the heat of summertime rejection. Note the historical development of the Radler, when an innkeeper noticed he didn't have sufficient stock of beer for a busy season of cyclists, thus rejecting the apparent facticity of his imminent supply-demand dilemma. Huzzah, entrepreneurship!
Thoroughly enjoyable CansaFis.
One of my favorite rejection rejections was this one, linked here: https://youtu.be/24uyz_LkX-4
That's awesome Tai ahahaha....
This was hilarious. The park bench had me.
Forgot about the inbox rejection, a good old auto-reply is the perfect way not only to reject someone, but to also have a robot do your dirty business for you...it even looks like ai rejection is old hat...https://gizmodo.com/this-site-spits-out-ai-generated-rejection-emails-so-yo-1846421061