...it's an idea i am fearing that i will have to face at some point...how well can a.i. impersonate me now...for fear of how well it will do it later...but then i remember the only to fear is elves...and i put on my wooly beast costume and make the elves leave my party...
That video at the end is tremendous. I’m working on a post about aiaiaiai and I’m legit concerned about the jerk off comp because it’s real and spectacular. Nothing like a Substack post to put me back on my heels about a Substack post. Circular in a very aiaiaiai way.
Also, you get some major Playboy and fast food points for fitting in Bee Gees, Nina and Gordon Lightfoot all in the same post. 👊
…thanks for all of that brother…now to be fair i would be lying if i said i never went online and watched someone jerk off before…pretty much everyone not named deion sanders would be…i bet your article will rule…rock and roll it to the world…now i am going to go back and review the articles in these playboys extra carefully while demolishing a big mac…
1. 'Shriveled rereading' is a term that'll stay with me forever and
2. That video you put at the bottom needs to be at the top. You should make more of these videos and just post them around—you're great on camera and you have an infectious energy that mere words don't do justice to
…very appreciative of such kind words…hoping to do more with video overall as time goes on…maybe even a full show at some point…just need to buy some time on the cheap while the stock market plummets…
…bleep bloop blopp!…thanks so much for listening to this one…some easter eggs for those that doo…i always forget there is an aiaiaia vo tool here…need to figure out how best to bring that into a future piece…if everything i am hearing is true then on the future we won’t need sleep…ai will do that for us…do electric sheep dream of androids?…
My electronic sheep will sleep for me, flapping its hooves, dreaming of attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, while I am awake, commenting on all of my saved Substack posts.
The quotes interspersed throughout made this piece so good. I audibly laughed out loud reading Eckhart Tolle's name. Now if you'll excuse me this has been enough technology time. Going back to the forest. I still owe you that bag of bird seed...
My aiaiaiai is offended. It's also confused - its attempts to determine who the "Orcacle" is and where its divine powers come from are so far unsuccessful. I hope it never finds out.
…oh maiaiaiaiaiai….confusion is the new certainty…i heard that on a podcast somewhere so it must be true…i will alert the orcacle that you have been alerted…please stay alert…
I truly wonder what ChatGPT would do if I asked it to write like CansaFis. I think it would break. I mean that as a high compliment!
Elves are creepy buggers.
I think you should do it. Maybe, it would break it forever 🤞🏼
...it's an idea i am fearing that i will have to face at some point...how well can a.i. impersonate me now...for fear of how well it will do it later...but then i remember the only to fear is elves...and i put on my wooly beast costume and make the elves leave my party...
That video at the end is tremendous. I’m working on a post about aiaiaiai and I’m legit concerned about the jerk off comp because it’s real and spectacular. Nothing like a Substack post to put me back on my heels about a Substack post. Circular in a very aiaiaiai way.
Also, you get some major Playboy and fast food points for fitting in Bee Gees, Nina and Gordon Lightfoot all in the same post. 👊
…thanks for all of that brother…now to be fair i would be lying if i said i never went online and watched someone jerk off before…pretty much everyone not named deion sanders would be…i bet your article will rule…rock and roll it to the world…now i am going to go back and review the articles in these playboys extra carefully while demolishing a big mac…
Yessir! We eat the Big Macs for the articles! 👊
OK dude 2 things:
1. 'Shriveled rereading' is a term that'll stay with me forever and
2. That video you put at the bottom needs to be at the top. You should make more of these videos and just post them around—you're great on camera and you have an infectious energy that mere words don't do justice to
…very appreciative of such kind words…hoping to do more with video overall as time goes on…maybe even a full show at some point…just need to buy some time on the cheap while the stock market plummets…
maybe I’m just an old contrarian but I like the video at the bottom. it’s an unexpected ummm climax?! surprise!!!
...real talk i put it at the end because i figured no one will read if given video as an option (tested theory on tiktok and tubi)...
Ditto. Get on YouTube to monetize the hell out of the costume store. I think I'm serious. Or am I joking.
Do you own your own costume shop?
…could start one…good question…
Beep beep. I need to share this with my AI friends. Thanks for the audio version.
I accidentally also pressed play on the AI voiceover. Very disturbing.
This kept me up past my bed time. Thank you, I think.
…bleep bloop blopp!…thanks so much for listening to this one…some easter eggs for those that doo…i always forget there is an aiaiaia vo tool here…need to figure out how best to bring that into a future piece…if everything i am hearing is true then on the future we won’t need sleep…ai will do that for us…do electric sheep dream of androids?…
My electronic sheep will sleep for me, flapping its hooves, dreaming of attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, while I am awake, commenting on all of my saved Substack posts.
The quotes interspersed throughout made this piece so good. I audibly laughed out loud reading Eckhart Tolle's name. Now if you'll excuse me this has been enough technology time. Going back to the forest. I still owe you that bag of bird seed...
…dude you just reminded me we could use some photos and a little essay about that paradise you are in…would love to see your surrounding nature…
Man, I never laughed so hard while simultaneously wanting to cry. Judgement day is here. Dun dun, dun, dun dun
…i mean i wish it was judgement night instead…much better sound track… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_Night_(soundtrack) ….
This video is all I need in life rn
I think this might be my favourite thing you’ve ever written. Beautiful.
…thank you claire that is a very nice thing to say…now to be fair did i write this or did my a.i. write this for me?…
Cansaficial intelligence 👀👀👀
Sitting down to my cold overcooked steak for breakfast, I put this on. This was wonderful - thanks for distracting me from my poor cooking.
This is a keyboard equivalent of a standing ovation. Can you see it? I really like how you mixed in the music in your recording - super nice.
…i am bowing and doing that british royal hand wave thing with an awkward grin…
My aiaiaiai is offended. It's also confused - its attempts to determine who the "Orcacle" is and where its divine powers come from are so far unsuccessful. I hope it never finds out.
…oh maiaiaiaiaiai….confusion is the new certainty…i heard that on a podcast somewhere so it must be true…i will alert the orcacle that you have been alerted…please stay alert…
That video at the end 😂😂
…the orcacle needs to make a splash return soon…
The video is pure gold 🤣
...the orcacle knows a-a-a-a-a-a-allllll....
Hahah I both love this and feel exceedingly very triggered *grin* .... my aiaiaiaiaia isn't offended though, we both loved your video, so sparkly!
…lolz…very appreciative…well you know i read you both (or my aiaiaia does?)…i love sparkles…hope you are having an awesome weekend!!…
This was really good and entertaining. The music about read me, your funny video at the end. And what a way to make a point.
…i very much appreciate you checking this out and sharing it…it is an interesting era…and by interesting i mean super repetitive and boring…
Unbearable pig read. Please read me and shut the funny fuck for a second…one second.
…auto-subscribe…can’t wait to read more…snort…