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Chao Lam's avatar

An ode to the slob - I feel so seen!

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…pour the salsa down your pants!…

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Chao Lam's avatar

It'll just cover the previous stain

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Claire Coley's avatar

This is so good. You should post it on LinkedIn though.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…that is an incredibly messy idea and i love it…will do…

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Claire Coley's avatar

We need to be friends on there as I will support this hard (legit think you could do well)

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

will add you when I post ;)

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Drake Greene's avatar

Yes, please. Why do I always feel that I need a drink, a shower or both after I read LinkedIn?

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Rick Lewis's avatar

It's kind of fun being a snob sometimes, and a slob too, but I aim for a resting point in the middle with the freedom to lean either way. I aspire to be a Smob I guess.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

...tell me more Rick!...what's the best part of snobbishness or slobbishness or smobishness?...

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Rick Lewis's avatar

Well . . . snobbishness, I love pretending that I'm superior to others now and then, and making a mess for a short while, but your commentary was the first time I realized that slop and snob share exactly the same letters except for the "l" and the "n" and that the one letter between "l" and "n" is "m" - which is where smob came from.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

...what is a smob?...what do you do there?...how or why might we become one?...

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Rick Lewis's avatar

A smob is an individual with no fixed identity and who can easily respond to the invitation of the moment to play with elitism in the form of excellence or descend into chaos and disorder without panicking.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

...smounds sminteresting...

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Lee A Smart's avatar

This reminds me of the geniuses Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park. Such a deep message delivered in a chocolaty poo coating of rank toilet humor. Well done, my friend. Keep on dumping this kind of work out, and I'll happily keep reading.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…i got more crap for you no doubt…

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Jeremy's avatar

Brilliant: "I don’t care how fit your fit is, or how on fleek you speak. I know you took a dirty ass dump today. I know your underwear is filthy and hanging in the corner of some forgotten corner of a corner in the corner of your corner. I know that one day on earth you said wanh. And your wanh was right."

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…no one can escape #2ing…

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Erin Nolan's avatar

God damn this is so fucking good 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💨

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…you just shit all over this…slob bless you…

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Ed Mirago & friends's avatar

slob is infinite games to snobs finite games.

you can always include playacting snob within slob, since slob holds it all and more.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…matryoshka slobs!…

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miter's avatar

ha! great stuff. working from home allows me to be my true slob self. Born in filth, live in filth, die a slob.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…pants off dance off!…

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Ved Shankar's avatar

authenticity is embracing the slob and showing it off like it's a beloved pet rock

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…amazing..we become our own pet…rocks…

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Drake Greene's avatar

Caddyshack is like Moliere’s Bourgeois Gentilhomme, but with golf, gophers and a Baby Ruth in the pool.

And I really did meet the Dalai Lama once, so I’ve got that going for me.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…that sounds nice!…

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Simon Emslie's avatar

Slob-a-Dee-Doo-Dah! Love this.

The norm should be Norm from Cheers.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

love norm…and while we are giving cheer let’s add a round of appreciation for cliff clavin…we should all walk along the cliff…

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Tyagarajan S's avatar

Slobbering read.

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