It's kind of fun being a snob sometimes, and a slob too, but I aim for a resting point in the middle with the freedom to lean either way. I aspire to be a Smob I guess.
Well . . . snobbishness, I love pretending that I'm superior to others now and then, and making a mess for a short while, but your commentary was the first time I realized that slop and snob share exactly the same letters except for the "l" and the "n" and that the one letter between "l" and "n" is "m" - which is where smob came from.
A smob is an individual with no fixed identity and who can easily respond to the invitation of the moment to play with elitism in the form of excellence or descend into chaos and disorder without panicking.
This reminds me of the geniuses Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park. Such a deep message delivered in a chocolaty poo coating of rank toilet humor. Well done, my friend. Keep on dumping this kind of work out, and I'll happily keep reading.
Brilliant: "I don’t care how fit your fit is, or how on fleek you speak. I know you took a dirty ass dump today. I know your underwear is filthy and hanging in the corner of some forgotten corner of a corner in the corner of your corner. I know that one day on earth you said wanh. And your wanh was right."
An ode to the slob - I feel so seen!
…pour the salsa down your pants!…
It'll just cover the previous stain
This is so good. You should post it on LinkedIn though.
…that is an incredibly messy idea and i love it…will do…
We need to be friends on there as I will support this hard (legit think you could do well)
will add you when I post ;)
Yes, please. Why do I always feel that I need a drink, a shower or both after I read LinkedIn?
It's kind of fun being a snob sometimes, and a slob too, but I aim for a resting point in the middle with the freedom to lean either way. I aspire to be a Smob I guess.
...tell me more Rick!...what's the best part of snobbishness or slobbishness or smobishness?...
Well . . . snobbishness, I love pretending that I'm superior to others now and then, and making a mess for a short while, but your commentary was the first time I realized that slop and snob share exactly the same letters except for the "l" and the "n" and that the one letter between "l" and "n" is "m" - which is where smob came from.
...what is a smob?...what do you do there?...how or why might we become one?...
A smob is an individual with no fixed identity and who can easily respond to the invitation of the moment to play with elitism in the form of excellence or descend into chaos and disorder without panicking.
...smounds sminteresting...
This reminds me of the geniuses Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park. Such a deep message delivered in a chocolaty poo coating of rank toilet humor. Well done, my friend. Keep on dumping this kind of work out, and I'll happily keep reading.
…i got more crap for you no doubt…
Brilliant: "I don’t care how fit your fit is, or how on fleek you speak. I know you took a dirty ass dump today. I know your underwear is filthy and hanging in the corner of some forgotten corner of a corner in the corner of your corner. I know that one day on earth you said wanh. And your wanh was right."
…no one can escape #2ing…
God damn this is so fucking good 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💨
…you just shit all over this…slob bless you…
slob is infinite games to snobs finite games.
you can always include playacting snob within slob, since slob holds it all and more.
…matryoshka slobs!…
ha! great stuff. working from home allows me to be my true slob self. Born in filth, live in filth, die a slob.
…pants off dance off!…
authenticity is embracing the slob and showing it off like it's a beloved pet rock
…amazing..we become our own pet…rocks…
Caddyshack is like Moliere’s Bourgeois Gentilhomme, but with golf, gophers and a Baby Ruth in the pool.
And I really did meet the Dalai Lama once, so I’ve got that going for me.
…that sounds nice!…
Slob-a-Dee-Doo-Dah! Love this.
The norm should be Norm from Cheers.
love norm…and while we are giving cheer let’s add a round of appreciation for cliff clavin…we should all walk along the cliff…
Slobbering read.