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Jesugbemi's avatar

This is wildd :). I like how the first few paragraphs read like something from a Dr. Seuss book

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

Seuss seems like he would be a real good party...

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Lavinia Yosub's avatar

Endless fun reading you, I chuckled every other line throughout!

What an excellent exploration of a quirky topic, with literally incredible real life examples. :D

Congrats on publishing, this turned out so well!

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

Thanks for reading and helping improve the piece!!

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Chris Coffman's avatar

Wow --well done, CansaFis! A really head-spinner and very funny!

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

Thanks Chris // I had a great time seeking out all these gigs // there are some great benefits to unemployment!! Thanks so much for the read and the comment!!

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Dekera Greene Rodriguez's avatar

“I was only mildly odorious depending on the hour and whether or not I wore wool undies that day.”

I cannot count how many times I laughed out loud.

Wonderful Craigslist curation.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

Thanks Dekera so happy it made you laugh! It took a lot of gigs to get here but at least now we got this in the world...the sad post mortem to this piece is I lost out on the Sasquatch job because I couldn't get a costume in time...hahaha...

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

Yeah my apologies for all Gary's reading any of my blogs...

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