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Rick Lewis's avatar

If even 10% of this is true (I suspect it's more) you should pitch a sitcom about your actual life.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

...that might just be the diabolical end game of all this...

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Jack Dixon's avatar

This is something I would pay to watch

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

...i am also thinking about pitching a spinoff about weightlifting penguins called "No Pain No Guin"...

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Sarina's avatar

Hahahaaaaa

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Jeff Giesea's avatar

It’s fun to ask (and this could be an essay prompt lol): If your dick could talk, what would it say? And then have a turtle verbalize all the crazy stuff.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…i mean with the right voice talent this has netflix hit written all over it…

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Sandra Yvonne's avatar

Oh Snap The Musical™️

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

...might be the best formart for this idea...

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The Show Must Go On's avatar

Aaah!

"A sitcom set around a psychic comedy writer’s room at a coffee house called “Medium Roast”."

HOW is language, despite its ability to relay unbelievable complexity, soooooo imperfect that our insanely wonderful (or is it wonderfully insane) brains get THAT out of 'medium roast'?!? Seriously, how did humans not nuke each other seven times already with such linguistic ridiculousness? I shall never be able to read 'medium roast' without imagining a group of psychic comedy writers holed up somewhere in the back of a coffee shop, in flowy gowns, high on caffeine, surrounded by crystal balls.

Also -- a) freaking brilliant, and b) I see you decided to change the title :-)

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

...it might have to get made...

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