Alohahaha friends. I appreciate you reading what I write, even if just for a sentence or two. I have been expressing vocabularily on my lonely for about eighteen months now and my brain feels like it has adequately filled a space. But this brain, free solo climber of the depths of hot garbage, needs to grow. This brain, zombie lunatic flesh eater of piss-whine alley graveyards, wants to meet and eat more brains.
Excited to read what you have in store! And really wish Substack would make it easier to engage with sections of your writing like highlights. So many epic phrases!
Well done! My fav poem is Not An Exhaustive List but my fav line is from the garbage poem "I hold all I throw out, I hold all I throw in". A universal truth right there in the garbage.
Creative and unexpected! Who can beat a poem about feet ... or trash? You definitely rose to the challenge. Thank you for this bit of fun. Thanks to a nutty work week, I saved your funny-bone-tickler-post for April Fools' Day. How perfectly appropos.
Amen: "Everyone takes themselves way too seriously on the internet. The more on I am, the moron I am."
I am guilt of taking myself way too seriously everywhere. Don't you know how important I am! This is something I am trying to get better at remembering: life isn't that serious, you aren't that important, chill out and smile. I do find this much harder to do when I'm in the city where everyone is always in a rush and trying to look/act as cool or sexy or important as possible.
Excited to see what other collabs are in store, in the name of friendship.
Excited to read what you have in store! And really wish Substack would make it easier to engage with sections of your writing like highlights. So many epic phrases!
Well done! My fav poem is Not An Exhaustive List but my fav line is from the garbage poem "I hold all I throw out, I hold all I throw in". A universal truth right there in the garbage.
Creative and unexpected! Who can beat a poem about feet ... or trash? You definitely rose to the challenge. Thank you for this bit of fun. Thanks to a nutty work week, I saved your funny-bone-tickler-post for April Fools' Day. How perfectly appropos.
Yoda shakes his head "no lie, do"
Amen: "Everyone takes themselves way too seriously on the internet. The more on I am, the moron I am."
I am guilt of taking myself way too seriously everywhere. Don't you know how important I am! This is something I am trying to get better at remembering: life isn't that serious, you aren't that important, chill out and smile. I do find this much harder to do when I'm in the city where everyone is always in a rush and trying to look/act as cool or sexy or important as possible.
Excited to see what other collabs are in store, in the name of friendship.
Sorry (not sorry 🤷🏻♀️ ) to shoot at your delightful dada Poem with highly collaborative selective Bullets! These are The Truth:
NOT AN EXHAUSTIVE LIST - style of foote
* A journal is for recording journeys, and a yournal is for pissing into
* Everyone takes themselves way too seriously on the internet
* The more on I am, the moron I am
* Your parents should give you a catch phrase instead of a surname
* Yoda is a liar. There is try.
* We don’t understand the gravity of the situation because none of us have degrees in physics.
* Folks who say “my way or the highway” should have to build their own roads
* A good day is when your friend busts you out of a maximum security prison
* Vodka is good deodorant
* I want to quit running meetings and start walking them instead
* My past life regression made me want to move forward
* Don’t forget hugs