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When we go on our hike I need to tell you about how my wife unleashed THOUSANDS OF BUGS IN OUR BEDROOM IN MALAYSIA -_-

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...oh wow i need this...

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My review of this issue:

cute animal photos cleverly disguised as a usually hilarious and delightful rant on how to name man's best friend.

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...and based on this comment i just realized that man is not man's best friend...i need to meet more dogs...

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Ohmygod I love this so much. When he spilled soy sauce, I so hoped Soy Sauce would be part of his name. And I'm glad that his name doesn't need to end.

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...i hope his name never ends...he is such a good guy...

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"He knocked a soy sauce bottle over onto his freckled white nose and for weeks had a stain." Ahahaha awww

This is brilliant. Wise move filling this with endless dog pictures, my heart is overwhelmed.

Makes me want my own dog REALLY bad.

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...i know most of my readers are here for the pictures...i think i should just quit writing and only do dog, baby and patrick swayze photos from here on out...also go get that doggo and he/she can can come hike those hills...

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What if you did a photo-caption-essay where the only writing is the captions? I feel like you could pull off telling a story that way. It would need to include dogs, babies, and patrick swayze. Find the through-line.

That's a lot of pressure, I'm not sure I could find The One™️ that soon

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...road house 2 :: dog house...

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🫡

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"He started to sleep on his back and make faces like Bela Lugosi." -- this is pure genius, CansaFis. :) Loved this piece.

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...oh man it is so weird when he does it...eyes rolled all the way back and teeth like a little zombie wolf...thanks so much for reading bud!...

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Of course. You just cracked me up there, man! So good.

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"No dog is only a dog." Amen!

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...they are such joyous beasts/friends/magicians and i am thankful to know as many as i have, and most especially these two buddies i have...

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I hate to inform you that I'm a cat person

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Just kidding 🙈 Adorable read!

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...cats love me...mainly because i am allergic to them and cats are torture beasts...jk i love cats [says the dog in a cat costume]...

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“Puppies are small furry love givers of infinite cute, four legged opportunities to febreze the farting din of the day.”

So much delight and truth in this sentence that made me laugh out loud. As someone who feels hardwired to love dogs, this was a joy to read

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...they smell like candy canes and furikake too...happiness is a pile of puppies...

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Dec 14, 2023Liked by CansaFis Foote

AWWWWW and don't forget the Toochiness of Tooch. Or the songs he loves to hear, the toyacle ways and the whip like tail with a bump at the back that might catch your eye if you're not careful. What a bub, such a nice photo flow of our best guy. Thanks for this.

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...well he is going to need more stories at some point :)...

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I love dogs!

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...me too brother...this guy has been all over the states with me having good hikes and good times...it's a good life hanging with dogs!...

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deletedDec 17, 2023Liked by CansaFis Foote
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...only 17 posts away from showing i should also be taking care of undead beings from other universes as well...

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