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… Un! Na, nah na nah (had to!)

Good lord, I love how you play with words. What a delightful exploration of something not often considered (Such an unconsidered, unnoticed un!)

"It’s drunk, bringing you only ten bottles from that twelve pack, and it probably wants to spend a half hour in your shop complaining about its boss before passing out in your restroom." A personification like this makes me wonder what stories this ununcouth character has to tell.

Hope your finger feels better!

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Not the Pilates ball 😂 I hope you’re recovering ok!

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Good heavens! I hope your finger heals quickly

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May 4, 2023Liked by CansaFis Foote

Are you sure this whole article isn't just a cosmic return based on your "Toot Your Own Horn" article?

...my time would be better spent complaining to an ER nurse to feed me whiskey and pull my finger (medically)....

See? Related for sure.

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deletedApr 21, 2023Liked by CansaFis Foote
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