11 Comments
User's avatar
Rick Lewis's avatar

"We are so dumb that our present is now closer to our past than it is to our future." Apparently talking about how dumb you are makes you a lot smarter than the average person.

Expand full comment
CansaFis Foote's avatar

...you might be on to something...i am going to have to try this again sometime...

Expand full comment
Rahul Sanghi's avatar

"the sun had barely sniffed the pantyline of the horizon" is the best opening line since A Tale Of Two Cities

This piece was fucking awesome. You are SO smart

Expand full comment
CansaFis Foote's avatar

...let's give me some credit too...i am also incredibly stupid...to demonstrate i am going to go lowest hanging fruit here and openly wonder how a man named Dickens didn't start all of his novels gazing at the pantylines of the world...what an [oliver] twist that might have been!...

Expand full comment
Rahul Sanghi's avatar

*golf applause*

Expand full comment
The Show Must Go On's avatar

This is beautifully written. And brings up a couple things for me.

1. If you have Disney+, check out Pixar's 'Sanjay's Super Team'. The comparisons between polytheistic religions and superhero cartoons is wonderful.

2. The us-vs-them thing is evolutionary. We won't be able to get rid of it. We might be able to focus it, to expand the 'us', to consciously choose not to act on it, but it will always be there. It was a thing in animals well before humans showed up on this planet, and considering we are refusing to see it, it's unlikely to leave us.

3. In lab tests, the scientists tried to show how easy it is to make 'teams' and to hate the other team. They randomly assigned people to groups - and that randomness alone made people suspicious of the others. They even tossed a coin and whether you became a 'heads' or a 'tails' pre-dispositioned you to like your team and dislike the others. It's stupid, and the only way to battle it is to first be aware of it. Like you're doing here. https://imgur.com/gallery/AsKuhOa

Beautifully done, CansaFis!

Expand full comment
CansaFis Foote's avatar

...awesome cartoon...you are right this is inexplicable and natural...no matter how human we try to be inevitably we are animal...

Expand full comment
ghalizha z. izzaty's avatar

i WISH eyes wide shut was a commentary!

Expand full comment
CansaFis Foote's avatar

...well in some circles (reddit/qanon) it is even more than a commentary...it is verbatim truth that the childeating elite are amongst us...

Expand full comment
Sandra Yvonne's avatar

There is so much to process in this. Like how that was definitely not the Brandy I was expecting.

You are sososososo smart.

Expand full comment
User's avatar
Comment deleted
Oct 12, 2023
Comment deleted
Expand full comment
CansaFis Foote's avatar

...great remberance Mitchell...also the preciple of fantasy where all this hath derived from...

Expand full comment