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Saxxon Creative's avatar

ergo "lies are underrated?"

Nice article agreed internet is shiz on toast

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

...and you can get the same toast at trader joe's for $2 less a loaf!...

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Saxxon Creative's avatar

we dont have trader joes in oz

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

...consider yourself lucky not to have to fight over edible pumpkin scented candles with grocery store influencers :)...

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Rosie Whinray's avatar

Bo has another song about that, pretty sure

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

...link here!!...

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Rosie Whinray's avatar

I was thinking of White Woman's Instagram. Possibly because of the pumpkins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHotXbGZiFY

But if you really want to get down with pumpkin-spiceology, I recommend Blindboy Boatclub: https://shows.acast.com/blindboy/episodes/the-colonial-history-of-pumpkin-spice-lattes

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Claire Coley's avatar

Was going to say ‘this feels timely’ but I think its been timely for over a decade so does that make it a classic?

Need to hear more about this winsconsin shoe comment section, imagining a crazy bunch of foot fetish fiends.

As for myspace, at least we all had Tom! 🪑

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…yeah maybe what the internet needs to stop enshittification is just a tomspace…

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Claire Coley's avatar

My Tom is your Tom

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Jeff Giesea's avatar

Love the new title and spicy take. :) Mixing it up in 2025, I see.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…can you smell the desperation (jk i think)…

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The Show Must Go On's avatar

Wordplay and history of 'social' media platforms in one fun essay! Love it!

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…what a coup they got branding their products social…someone should toss a cancer warning on them all…

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The Show Must Go On's avatar

I recently read a quip pondering how weird autists of silicon valley, ones that clearly have issues communicating, got us all captive-ly 'communicating' on the platforms they built... Certainly a predicament...

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…until we control the tools we are the tools…

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Jen Dyck-Sprout's avatar

Always enjoy all your word play 🤗

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…thank you Jen…very much appreciate you reading this mess :)…

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Tyagarajan S's avatar

Sings, as always.

Also,the internet doesn’t fight; it feigns. It doesn’t connect; it clogs. A thousand tabs, a million voices, and yet, silence. It’s not myspace, yourspace, or any space at all. It’s nowhere, and it’s taking us with it.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…nowhere space…where we can boldly go to be nowhere…

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Christine Ahh's avatar

You're some kind of genius, Mr. Foote. Not sure yet what kind, but the tooth is in the pudding?

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…give me a few years and it might be all of my teeth…

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Chris Buczinsky's avatar

Strange. This piece doesn’t just call out the Internet for disembodying us; it somehow, kind of mysteriously, helps me FEEL the disembodied life I live when I’m online. Kudos, CansaFis. That’s a tricky effect to pull off. Very moving, in it’s own way.

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…it felt cliche to say it…but the internet is a hella of a drug (or lack thereof)…

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Ian Simbotin's avatar

... here's some dopamine🤍... or is it endorphins...or serotonin... i wonder what the Internet says...

...is Spokane real, really?...

...i am gazing through the windows of the discount internet somewhere in Spokane... i will grab a copy of that overused meme and refurbish it and then drop it in the thrash can outside the discount store... i may come back later and scavenge and do some dumpster diving on the internet in Spokane...

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

...i bet the thrifting in spokane is tremendous...

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Ian Simbotin's avatar

...i'm sure there is a meme out there (i mean in there, on the internet) showing a happy face and a question asking "is this person happy because they went thrifting in Spokane, or because they were thrifting for memes online?" ... nickel and dime... nickel and mime... nickel and meme... except it isn't nickel... it's rare earth metals... lanthanides and memes instead of nickel and dime...

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CansaFis Foote's avatar

…the internet’s greatest invention…memes…

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Ian Simbotin's avatar

... and just the right word, too... meme... me me me me me me me...

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Ian Simbotin's avatar

... there's a blog about it, i'm sure... or a blah-blahg...

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